you don’t need a new straw

If you’ve washed and saved your last one, you don’t need a new straw.

you don’t need a breadbox

If you have an oven or microwave that’s not in use, you don’t need a breadbox.

you don’t need fingernail clippers

If you have toenail clippers, you don’t need fingernail clippers.

you don’t need a travel pillow

If you have a soft, folded sweater and a t-shirt you can put it in, you don’t need a travel pillow.

you don’t need a file folder

If you have scissors and a cereal box, you don’t need a file folder.

you don’t need a new guitar pick

If you have scissors and an expired credit card, you don’t need new guitar picks.

you don’t need audio cable wraps

If you have toilet tissue tubes, you don’t need extension cord or audio cable wraps.

you don’t need zit spot cream

If you have white toothpaste, you don’t need overnight zit spot cream.

you don’t need window cleaner

If you have vinegar, you don’t need window cleaner.

If you have baking soda, you don’t need abrasive cleaner.

If you have both, you don’t need Drano.

you don’t need a new Ziploc bag

If you’ve washed and saved the last one, you don’t need a new Ziploc bag.