If you’ve washed and saved your last one, you don’t need a new straw.

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If you have an oven or microwave that’s not in use, you don’t need a breadbox.

If you have toenail clippers, you don’t need fingernail clippers.

If you have a soft, folded sweater and a t-shirt you can put it in, you don’t need a travel pillow.

If you have scissors and a cereal box, you don’t need a file folder.

If you have scissors and an expired credit card, you don’t need new guitar picks.

If you have toilet tissue tubes, you don’t need extension cord or audio cable wraps.

If you have white toothpaste, you don’t need overnight zit spot cream.

If you have vinegar, you don’t need window cleaner.

If you have baking soda, you don’t need abrasive cleaner.

If you have both, you don’t need Drano.

If you’ve washed and saved the last one, you don’t need a new Ziploc bag.